If You Pledge a Million Dollars - A Barenaked Ladies/Homestuck Parody

mementomoryo:

I’m copying and pasting the lyrics for all to see, because this is too golden not to be immediately slathered all over your dashes.

Amazing song parody lyrics by the adorable Rhythm! A parody of this timeless Canadian classic.

If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d make a game
I would make the Homestuck game

And if you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
I’d make you ports for this game
Maybe play it on Macintosh or Linux

And if you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d make you more reward tiers
Because you haven’t spent enough money yet

And if you pledge a million dollars,
I’ll write you love

If you pledge a million dollars
I’d tell you about the game progress so far!
If you pledge a million dollars
you can watch the plot be just as bizzare!
If you pledge a million dollars
Maybe we could put another few fantrolls in there

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We could just open up the source and look in,
Like check through the image files and stuff… 
And there’ll be like a multihorned, seadwelling pinkblood in there. 
Wait, we have a few canon fantrolls, but nobody asked for a pinkblood? 
Well, can you blame them? 
Nah…
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If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d make you all god tier
But not a real god tier, just clothes

And if you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d write on all your prints 
Yep, or your game, it don’t matter

And if you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d give you John Egbert’s remains
Ohhh wait Lord English blew those up

And if you pledge a million dollars,
I’ll write you love

If you pledge a million dollars
I’ll declare your ships canon for sure!
If you pledge a million dollars 
You’ll have more feels that ever before!
If you pledge a million dollars 
The other fandoms won’t dare to mock us

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No, I think they would. 
Of course they would, we’d just post more, 
And flood them with really, really involved OTP feelings.
Isn’t that what everyone does anyway?

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If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a game bro
But not a real game bro, just clothes

And if you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d make you some art
A commission or a soul portrait

If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
Well, I’d give you a tote bag
Haven’t you always wanted a tote bag?

And if you pledge a million dollars,
I’ll write you love

If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars
If you pledge a million dollars

I’d get a horse.